Friday, April 14, 2006

Iced trousers, invisible rats and CIA perfume

This whole gossip from the White House thing (originally posted at somethingawful.com - great site if you don't know it), is fantastic - in every opposite sense of the word, in that it's very depressing and entirely believable. And somehow, in the bleakest possible way, very funny indeed.

Just hope the original writer doesn't end up buried with the million Chinese nose hair trimmers.

8 comments:

woot said...

Or in the cheese room...

James Henry said...

A fetta wose than death...

patroclus said...

The cheese room as presided over by the insidious Dr Fu Manchego?

No wait, I should actually read it before I start making terrible puns, shouldn't I?

James Henry said...

I hadn't heard of 'manchego' before, but after looking it up, it sounds quite pleasant.

There's a European food market on in Maritime Square down here, but no spanish cheeses sadly. Some nice garlic sausage though.

Anonymous said...

Can I just say how amazingfantasticbrilliant tonight's Green Wing episode was? Thanks!

...you all deserve a large, heavy handcrafted trophy of some kind!

soph said...

surely the "cheese room" idea could come in handy for your future comedy projects? the big boss tells the minion to put the dashing hero in the cheese room. "oh no, not the cheese room," shrieks the hero "i'm lactose intolerant!"

Anonymous said...

ha! that's what you needed those butterflies for.
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when Joanna opens that folder and the flowers pop out!

James Henry said...

That's the one. Still wish we'd had time to use butterflies....